Friday, April 3, 2009

Misprogeny

I know what it's like to see a woman you don't know and mistake her for a pair of legs that are open for business. It's like seeing an animal in the clouds, and not realizing it's a cloud. A cloud is a miraculous confluence of events. And I'm sorry you don't see it for what it is. But I am very disappointed in you for preferring what want to see over appreciating what is. You are not a man. You are an animal in the clouds. And you do not represent us. We are all clouds.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Hooked on a feeling?

Hey, (x)ids:

Don't stick with a feeling too long (no matter what it is); nothing lasts.
This is (y)our only respite.
Other things to remember:
You catch more bees with honey.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.